Pineapple Sexpress
Pineapple Sexpress
Pineapple Sexpress

Pineapple Sexpress

Regular price$69.00
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Swingers... of golf clubs welcome. This polo will have all the ladies begging for a bite. good luck fighting them off.
Polo features:
  • UPF 50+
  • Anti-Odor
  • Moisture Wicking
  • Wrinkle Resistant
  • 4-Way Stretch

What Material are the polos?

Our polos are 92% polyester 8% spandex blend

How do the polos fit?

We are NOT slim fit. We lean towards a traditional fit for the average Joe body type.

How do the hats fit?

Hats are one size fits all

What is the best washing method for the polos?

Machine wash on cold with like colors. Tumble dry on low or hang dry.

Do you offer wholesale or bulk orders?

Yes. Email:

How will these polos effect my golf swing?

We don’t claim to make you better at golf but legend has it that putting on a Grunk polo will increase your blood alcohol level by .01. It is also known to cause cart girls to pay you extra attention.

How long does shipping take?
We typically ship out within 72 hours of your order so on average you can expect your package within 5-7 business days from time of purchase.

How much is shipping?

$5 flat rate, but it's free if your order is $100+

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We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at

Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.

Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.

The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.

We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.

For a standard fit it's true to size. So if you normally wear a medium sized shirt go with our medium. Dad bod approved!

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Eric Rodriguez
Great conversation starter!

Shirts looks and feels amazing. People always ask if i know pineapples mean lol. You will love it.

Gerald Nadeau
Great shirt - Great Company customer service

The shirt is amazing, love the fabric and print ! The shirt was delayed in shipping but the company immediately stepped up and sent me some swag and assured me the delay would be addressed.

A polo fit for real swingers...

I'm a big fan of this print. Very comfortable and breathable as are all Grunk polos.

It Keeps Getting BETTER!

it seems like every shirt I get from you guys keeps getting better! the material is amazing, and the print on this thing is not going to go un-noticed! Whatever it is you guys are doing... keep it up and ill keep coming back!

Attention Grabber

I’m always getting second looks from the cart girls when I’m rocking the pineapples ;)

Be the Life of the Links

Grunk Dolfer Polos

Stand out anywhere you are in a Grunk Dolfer Polo. These are not only perfect for golf but any occasion. Whether you're headed to the bar, the office, or a date these polos will turn heads. Compliments Guaranteed !

Don't take our word for it


Going on a Disney trip next week. This shirt was perfect for the occasion. Fits great, looks great. Probably my favorite grunkpolo!

Eric R.

Pasadena, CA


You can wear this polo for different occasions Not just golf. Great summer time polo.

Frank T.

Atlanta, GA


Love this shirt, whether i wear it on the course or at work, I always get compliments on it

Nick G.

Montery, CA

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