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New Arrival
Bearly Sober
Specifications
90% Polyester, 10% Spandex
- Stiff Collar That Keeps its Shape and Prevents "Floppy Collar"
- Moisture-wicking, Four-way Stretch and Breathable Performance Fabric
- Sun Protection (Excellent - UPF 40-50+)
- Relaxed "dadbod approved" Fit
- Tagless
Low Maintenance (machine wash cold, tumbledry)
Description
Bearly Sober Polo
Technically golfing. Allegedly.
Meet the Bearly Sober Polo — the perfect shirt for golfers who walk the fine line between respectable and questionable. Featuring our signature Grunk Bear logo and an all-over cocktail-inspired pattern loaded with drinks, citrus slices, and clubhouse energy, this polo was made for long rounds, short memories, and one more drink at the turn.
Clean enough for the course. Dangerous enough for the 19th hole.
The subtle white base keeps things classy while the vibrant cocktail graphics quietly tell everyone exactly what kind of foursome they're dealing with.
🍋 Features
- Premium performance stretch fabric
- All-over cocktail-themed print
- Signature embroidered Grunk Bear logo
- Breathable, moisture-wicking construction
- Lightweight feel for all-day comfort
- Yellow contrast placket, collar, and button details
- Wrinkle-resistant performance material
- Designed for golf, drinking, and questionable decision-making
🍻 Built For
✔ Summer golf trips
✔ Resort rounds with the boys
✔ Scramble tournaments that get out of hand
✔ Drinks before tee time
✔ Drinks after tee time
✔ Drinks during tee time
🐻 Why You'll Love It
The Bearly Sober Polo captures everything Grunk Dolfer is about: good golf, good friends, and great stories that become less believable with every retelling.
The cocktail pattern keeps the vibe light, the Grunk Bear keeps the branding strong, and the performance fabric keeps you comfortable whether you're grinding over a birdie putt or ordering another round from the cart girl.
⚠️ Warning
Wearing the Bearly Sober Polo may cause:
- ordering a transfusion before warming up
- referring to doubles as "hydration"
- increased confidence with driver
- spontaneous group purchases at the turn
- claiming "I play better with a buzz"
💬 Final Word
The Bearly Sober Polo isn't about being drunk.
It's about being just sober enough to think that pin is definitely reachable.
Stay cool. Stay loose. Stay Bearly Sober. 🐻🍹⛳
Why Grunk POLOS?
A completely different material.... These will be the lightest and most comfortable polo you'll ever wear.
Not only is the material something you've never felt before but our polos are stain/beer resistant, moisture wicking, 4-way stretch, UPF 50+ protection, and they look bada**!
Size Guide
Everything depends on how you like your fit. For a more athletic fit, size down 1. For a more casual “beer belly” fit, choose your normal size.
