Not Booze Divot Tool
Description
Repair Divots. Stay Hydrated. Mind Your Business.
Look, whatever's in that bottle is absolutely none of your business. It's definitely water. Probably. The Not Booze Divot Tool is Grunk Dolfer's tribute to every golfer who's ever shown up to the first tee "well-prepared" — floral polo on, backwards cap locked, arm raised to the sky like they just won the Masters. He's not celebrating. He's just thirsty. For water. We said water.
What's In The Box
- 1x Not Booze Divot Tool — Durable metal construction, slightly angled prongs built for effortless green repair (even with one hand occupied)
- 1x Protective Tin — Keeps your gear safe, scratch-free, and ready for the next round of "hydration"
- Original Grunk Enamel Art — Hand-painted, enamel-sealed. Floral polo. Backwards cap. Not Booze bottle raised high. This is a masterpiece.
Key Features
- ✅ Premium durable metal — Built to last longer than your excuse for the back nine collapse
- ✅ Slightly slanted prongs — Engineered for clean, effortless divot repair (fix your marks, you legend)
- ✅ Strong magnetic ball marker — One click, locked in, ready when you are
- ✅ Hand-painted enamel art — Original Grunk design, sealed for course, cart, and chaotic post-round energy
- ✅ Limited run — Once it's gone, it's gone. Just like whatever was in that bottle.
Why You'll Love It
Your divot tool has one job. This one does that job AND starts a conversation at the turn, gets photographed by strangers, and makes your playing partners question every life choice that led them to carry something boring. The Not Booze Divot Tool is for the golfer who takes their game seriously and absolutely nothing else seriously. Functional. Filthy. Grunk.
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Specifications
- Hand-Made & Hand-Sewn
- Super Soft Interior
- Fits All Drivers
- Real Leather
- Shot Holder
- 100% Guarentee
WHY OUR DRIVER HEAD COVERS?
Our driver head covers are hand made and hand-sewn in the USA.
Our interior is softer than Scottie's hands around the green
Fits all modern drivers up to 460cc. Keeps your driver safe.
Made with real leather, none of that fake shit. Keep your bag looking stylish.
All Driver head covers come with a shot holder. Bomb a fairway then take a shot.
100% GUARANTEE - This premium driver head cover will last as long as your clubs!
