Grunk Fathers Tee

Grunk Fathers Tee 

History class, but make it dangerous.

The Grunk Fathers Tee takes the most legendary crew to ever exist… and puts beers in their hands. Because let’s be honest—if these guys had a tee time, things would’ve gone a little differently in 1776.

🔥 What you’re working with:

• Clean Tan Base
  Smooth, versatile, “yeah I’ve got taste” energy… until you turn around.
• Minimal Front Hit
  Subtle Chunkman logo up front—just enough to keep it classy before the reveal.
• Full Back Graphic: The Grunk Fathers
  Mount Rushmore in the background, founding legends front and center… mid-round, mid-drink, mid-vibes. It’s iconic. It’s unhinged. It’s perfect.

💪 Built for more than just looking elite:

• Soft, breathable fabric that actually feels good all day
• Athletic, easy fit (not boxy, not painted on—just right)
• Holds up whether you’re swinging clubs or lifting cans

🍻 Best worn when:

• The round turns into a “we’ll just play 9” (you won’t)
• There’s a cooler involved (obviously)
• Someone brings up “tradition” and you take it personally
• You want compliments from dudes who don’t give compliments

⚠️ Warning:

• Back graphic may steal the show
• Strangers will ask where you got it
• Could lead to historical inaccuracies and great decisions
• Increases likelihood of becoming the group’s favorite

Founding fathers. Modern problems. Legendary fits.

This isn’t just a tee—it’s a national treasure… with a buzz. 🍻

All polos are "dad-bod approved", meaning they fit a little looser than you average joe shirt. This was designed so your beer belly doesn't show at the end of your round. If you are unsure get a size smaller than what you usually wear.