Patriot Chunkman Tee

Patriot Chunkman Tee

If subtle was the goal… we missed it by about 10 miles—and that’s exactly the point.

The Patriot Chunkman Tee takes the legend himself and swaps the beer for something a little more… founding father approved. Same energy. New mission.

💥 Why this one hits different:

• All-Red Base
  Loud, bold, impossible to ignore. You’re not blending in—you’re leading the charge.
• Chunkman x American Flag Graphic
  Mid-flight, flag in hand like he just birdied 18 and declared independence right after. It’s chaos. It’s beautiful.
• Clean, Centered Statement Piece
  No distractions. Just straight-up “yeah, I showed up like this.”

💪 Performance meets freedom:

• Lightweight, breathable fabric
• Athletic feel without trying too hard
• Built for heat, swings, and whatever happens after

🍻 Best worn when:

• You’re playing a holiday round that gets out of hand
• There’s a cooler within 10 feet at all times
• Someone says “keep it low-key” (you won’t)
• You feel like being the most American thing on the course

⚠️ Warning:

• May cause spontaneous chants
• Attracts high-fives from strangers
• Increases probability of “one more drink” decisions
• Could be considered unfair advantage in vibe

Same Chunkman. New flag. Zero chill. 🇺🇸🔥

This isn’t just a tee—it’s a declaration.

All polos are "dad-bod approved", meaning they fit a little looser than you average joe shirt. This was designed so your beer belly doesn't show at the end of your round. If you are unsure get a size smaller than what you usually wear.