Patriot Chunkman

90% Polyester, 10% Spandex

• Stiff Collar That Keeps its Shape and Prevents "Floppy Collar"
• Moisture-wicking, Four-way Stretch and Breathable Performance Fabric
• Sun Protection (Excellent - UPF 40-50+)
• Relaxed "dadbod approved" Fit
• Tagless

Low Maintenance (machine wash cold, tumbledry)

🇺🇸 ChunkMan “Stars, Stripes & Bites” Polo 🍔🌭

Some polos are patriotic.
This one bleeds ketchup and mustard.

Meet the Chunk Man Patriotic Polo — built for guys who treat the 4th of July like a competitive sport and the golf course like a tailgate that got slightly out of hand.

🔥 What makes it unfair to everyone else:

• All-American Chaos Pattern
  Burgers, hot dogs, fries, drinks — basically every elite food group — wrapped in a red, white, and blue colorway that screams “I brought the cooler.”
• Chunk Man Freedom Stamp 🇺🇸
  That chest logo? A full-send silhouette waving the flag like he just stuck it to 3 feet on a par 3. Subtle? No. Perfect? Yes.
• Contrast Navy Collar & Placket
  Clean, sharp, and just enough class to convince people you might have your life together.
• Performance Fabric That Works Overtime
  Breathable, stretchy, and built to handle:
  • 18 holes in the sun
  • Grease from a questionable turn dog
  • Victory beers (plural, obviously)

🍻 Best worn when:

• You’re grilling before your tee time
• You’re golfing during your buzz
• You’re celebrating anything remotely American
• You want compliments from strangers who “get it”

⚠️ Side effects may include:

• Random chants of “USA” from your group
• Someone asking where you got it (constantly)
• Playing faster, louder, and somehow… better

Limited run. Maximum vibes.

Because if you’re not dressed like the party… you’re just attending it.