{"product_id":"red-chunkman-koozie","title":"Red Chunkman Koozie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) pb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-12\" data-turn-id=\"request-WEB:aaef05c8-dff6-4a6c-9d6d-53093daf1209-10\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-turn-start-message=\"true\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"87672f1d-419b-4878-9eab-75a6df190912\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"142\" data-start=\"100\" data-section-id=\"1cg20kh\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"139\" data-start=\"107\"\u003eRed Chunkman Magnetic Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"196\" data-start=\"144\"\u003eBecause putting your drink down is a rookie mistake.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"364\" data-start=\"198\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong data-end=\"239\" data-start=\"207\"\u003eRed Chunkman Magnetic Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e — built for golfers, tailgaters, and certified good-time specialists who refuse to let their beverage wander off unattended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"369\" data-start=\"366\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"371\" data-section-id=\"c8p0rv\"\u003e🔥 Why this thing is a must-have:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1018\" data-start=\"409\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"610\" data-start=\"409\" data-section-id=\"1hrrw9f\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"456\" data-start=\"411\"\u003eMagnetic Grip = Zero Spills, Zero Excuses\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"459\" data-start=\"456\"\u003eSlap it on the cart, cooler, or any metal surface and boom — your drink stays exactly where it belongs. No more chasing cans after a bumpy cart ride.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"769\" data-start=\"612\" data-section-id=\"1sg7ea0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"648\" data-start=\"614\"\u003eChunkman Full-Extension Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"651\" data-start=\"648\"\u003eThat red Chunkman logo? Mid-air, drink in hand, absolute legend behavior. It’s not just branding — it’s a lifestyle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"865\" data-start=\"771\" data-section-id=\"5gr8if\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"804\" data-start=\"773\"\u003eClassic Grunk Dolfer Script\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"807\" data-start=\"804\"\u003eClean up top, chaos below. Exactly how things should be.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1018\" data-start=\"867\" data-section-id=\"awxeij\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"901\" data-start=\"869\"\u003eInsulated \u0026amp; Ready for Battle\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"904\" data-start=\"901\"\u003eKeeps your drink cold while you:\n\u003cul data-end=\"1018\" data-start=\"941\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"955\" data-start=\"941\" data-section-id=\"11ut83e\"\u003eMiss putts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"980\" data-start=\"958\" data-section-id=\"1h04ws9\"\u003eSink miracle shots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1018\" data-start=\"983\" data-section-id=\"408n9t\"\u003eTell the same story three times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1023\" data-start=\"1020\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1044\" data-start=\"1025\" data-section-id=\"1nb2dma\"\u003e🍺 Perfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1139\" data-start=\"1045\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1071\" data-start=\"1045\" data-section-id=\"1xku3o2\"\u003eGolf carts (obviously)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1085\" data-start=\"1072\" data-section-id=\"1vvb3z\"\u003eBoat days\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1102\" data-start=\"1086\" data-section-id=\"pv66f0\"\u003eGarage beers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1139\" data-start=\"1103\" data-section-id=\"1nkg416\"\u003eAnywhere you don’t trust gravity\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1144\" data-start=\"1141\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-end=\"1166\" data-start=\"1146\" data-section-id=\"15yrcx8\"\u003e⚠️ Side effects:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1296\" data-start=\"1167\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1211\" data-start=\"1167\" data-section-id=\"k05bev\"\u003eYour buddies “accidentally” taking yours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1246\" data-start=\"1212\" data-section-id=\"j5c9z1\"\u003ePeople asking where you got it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1296\" data-start=\"1247\" data-section-id=\"mye92c\"\u003eFeeling way more dialed than you actually are\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1301\" data-start=\"1298\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1335\" data-start=\"1303\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1333\" data-start=\"1303\"\u003eStick it. Sip it. Send it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1421\" data-start=\"1337\"\u003eBecause warm beer is un-American… and putting it on the ground is just embarrassing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50151264321729,"sku":null,"price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/241_8f20582f-9e43-44a0-ba1e-26227247a753.webp?v=1776800137","url":"https:\/\/grunkdolfer.com\/products\/red-chunkman-koozie","provider":"Grunk Dolfer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}