{"product_id":"patriot-chunkman","title":"Patriot Chunkman","description":"\u003ch3 data-end=\"167\" data-start=\"110\" data-section-id=\"4nzem1\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e🇺🇸 \u003cstrong data-end=\"162\" data-start=\"119\"\u003eChunkMan “Stars, Stripes \u0026amp; Bites” Polo\u003c\/strong\u003e 🍔🌭\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"235\" data-start=\"169\"\u003eSome polos are patriotic.\u003cbr data-end=\"197\" data-start=\"194\"\u003eThis one \u003cem data-end=\"234\" data-start=\"206\"\u003ebleeds ketchup and mustard\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"409\" data-start=\"237\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong data-end=\"274\" data-start=\"246\"\u003eChunk Man Patriotic Polo\u003c\/strong\u003e — built for guys who treat the 4th of July like a competitive sport and the golf course like a tailgate that got slightly out of hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"457\" data-start=\"411\"\u003e🔥 What makes it unfair to everyone else:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"458\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"646\" data-start=\"458\" data-section-id=\"kyefzi\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"490\" data-start=\"460\"\u003eAll-American Chaos Pattern\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"493\" data-start=\"490\"\u003eBurgers, hot dogs, fries, drinks — basically every elite food group — wrapped in a red, white, and blue colorway that screams \u003cem data-end=\"646\" data-start=\"621\"\u003e“I brought the cooler.”\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"812\" data-start=\"648\" data-section-id=\"154ky41\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"682\" data-start=\"650\"\u003eChunk Man Freedom Stamp 🇺🇸\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"685\" data-start=\"682\"\u003eThat chest logo? A full-send silhouette waving the flag like he just stuck it to 3 feet on a par 3. Subtle? No. Perfect? Yes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"946\" data-start=\"814\" data-section-id=\"1cbq3ab\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"850\" data-start=\"816\"\u003eContrast Navy Collar \u0026amp; Placket\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"853\" data-start=\"850\"\u003eClean, sharp, and just enough class to convince people you \u003cem data-end=\"921\" data-start=\"914\"\u003emight\u003c\/em\u003e have your life together.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"948\" data-section-id=\"1hgud3j\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-end=\"992\" data-start=\"950\"\u003ePerformance Fabric That Works Overtime\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"995\" data-start=\"992\"\u003eBreathable, stretchy, and built to handle:\n\u003cul data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"1042\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1065\" data-start=\"1042\" data-section-id=\"7klqui\"\u003e18 holes in the sun\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1107\" data-start=\"1068\" data-section-id=\"z7i19p\"\u003eGrease from a questionable turn dog\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1145\" data-start=\"1110\" data-section-id=\"1yus1o2\"\u003eVictory beers (plural, obviously)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1170\" data-start=\"1147\"\u003e🍻 Best worn when:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1348\" data-start=\"1171\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1211\" data-start=\"1171\" data-section-id=\"uavpow\"\u003eYou’re grilling before your tee time\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1247\" data-start=\"1212\" data-section-id=\"3xxn6q\"\u003eYou’re golfing during your buzz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1297\" data-start=\"1248\" data-section-id=\"fbjkju\"\u003eYou’re celebrating anything remotely American\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1348\" data-start=\"1298\" data-section-id=\"chtnvr\"\u003eYou want compliments from strangers who “get it”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch4 data-end=\"1383\" data-start=\"1350\"\u003e⚠️ Side effects may include:\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1523\" data-start=\"1384\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1426\" data-start=\"1384\" data-section-id=\"y4h1af\"\u003eRandom chants of “USA” from your group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1475\" data-start=\"1427\" data-section-id=\"5i2ix0\"\u003eSomeone asking where you got it (constantly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1523\" data-start=\"1476\" data-section-id=\"v1rpmv\"\u003ePlaying faster, louder, and somehow… better\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1528\" data-start=\"1525\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1563\" data-start=\"1530\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1561\" data-start=\"1530\"\u003eLimited run. Maximum vibes.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-is-only-node=\"\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-end=\"1636\" data-start=\"1565\"\u003eBecause if you’re not dressed like the party… you’re just attending it.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":50141898113217,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50141898145985,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":50141898178753,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":50141898211521,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":50141898244289,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":50141898277057,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":50141898309825,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":50141898342593,"sku":null,"price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/291.png?v=1776212907","url":"https:\/\/grunkdolfer.com\/products\/patriot-chunkman","provider":"Grunk Dolfer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}