{"product_id":"patriot-chunkman-tee","title":"Patriot Chunkman Tee","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1odbl1w\" data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"91\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"64\" data-end=\"88\"\u003ePatriot Chunkman Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eIf subtle was the goal… we missed it by about 10 miles—and that’s exactly the point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"179\" data-end=\"334\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"207\"\u003ePatriot Chunkman Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e takes the legend himself and swaps the beer for something a little more… \u003cem data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"308\"\u003efounding father approved.\u003c\/em\u003e Same energy. 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Just straight-up “yeah, I showed up like this.”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"753\" data-end=\"756\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"xkfaiz\" data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"791\"\u003e💪 Performance meets freedom:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"923\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2zpcp1\" data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eLightweight, breathable fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"117pwr4\" data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eAthletic feel without trying too hard\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8yl30q\" data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"923\"\u003eBuilt for heat, swings, and whatever happens after\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"925\" data-end=\"928\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"a8fk8b\" data-start=\"930\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e🍻 Best worn when:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1p5ixn8\" data-start=\"953\" data-end=\"1009\"\u003eYou’re playing a holiday round that gets out of hand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qyhgb5\" data-start=\"1010\" data-end=\"1058\"\u003eThere’s a cooler within 10 feet at all times\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"x8ypc\" data-start=\"1059\" data-end=\"1105\"\u003eSomeone says “keep it low-key” (you won’t)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"143q7p2\" data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1167\"\u003eYou feel like being the most American thing on the course\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1169\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"17m70c9\" data-start=\"1174\" data-end=\"1189\"\u003e⚠️ Warning:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1366\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"h0nrl6\" data-start=\"1190\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eMay cause spontaneous chants\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11eqrwd\" data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1261\"\u003eAttracts high-fives from strangers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1249gia\" data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1317\"\u003eIncreases probability of “one more drink” decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yspghz\" data-start=\"1318\" data-end=\"1366\"\u003eCould be considered unfair advantage in vibe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1368\" data-end=\"1371\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1420\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1373\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003eSame Chunkman. 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