{"product_id":"orange-member-tee","title":"Orange Member Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"9q9s76\" data-start=\"103\" data-end=\"142\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"109\" data-end=\"140\"\u003eOrange Member Tee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"184\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"184\"\u003eIf they have to ask… they’re not in it.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"186\" data-end=\"189\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1nlh1ls\" data-start=\"191\" data-end=\"208\"\u003e🥃 The Energy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"296\"\u003eAll black.\u003cbr data-start=\"219\" data-end=\"222\"\u003eClean front.\u003cbr data-start=\"234\" data-end=\"237\"\u003eTiny “Member” hit like a whisper… but it lands like a flex.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"331\"\u003eThen you turn around—\u003cbr data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"322\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"322\" data-end=\"331\"\u003eBOOM.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"333\" data-end=\"436\"\u003eFull \u003cstrong data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"373\"\u003eGrunk Dolfer Drinking Club seal\u003c\/strong\u003e in that punchy orange like a neon sign outside a bad decision.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"521\"\u003eEst. 2021. San Diego.\u003cbr data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"462\"\u003eTranslation: \u003cem data-start=\"475\" data-end=\"521\"\u003ewe’ve been causing problems for a while now.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"526\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1v07aju\" data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"558\"\u003e🔒 Why this hits different\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"598\"\u003eThis isn’t merch.\u003cbr data-start=\"576\" data-end=\"579\"\u003eThis is \u003cstrong data-start=\"587\" data-end=\"598\"\u003eaccess.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8li0q3\" data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eNo loud graphics up front → only the initiated recognize it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1n1la09\" data-start=\"664\" data-end=\"713\"\u003eBack graphic = \u003cstrong data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"711\"\u003eyou’re stamped in the club\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"g5v57\" data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eColor combo = blacked out with that burnt orange pop… stupid clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"786\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eThis is the shirt you wear when:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"952\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1089v2s\" data-start=\"819\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eYou’re not explaining anything to anyone\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"141x6lw\" data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"898\"\u003eYou already know the bartender\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"ud8p4i\" data-start=\"899\" data-end=\"952\"\u003eThe cart girl waves before you even say something\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"957\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"g4aafh\" data-start=\"959\" data-end=\"982\"\u003e🍺 Who this is for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"183awd7\" data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"1022\"\u003eMembers (obviously… don’t get cute)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k9rilk\" data-start=\"1023\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003eThe guy who books the tee time \u003cem data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e controls the playlist\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1h8enwp\" data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003ePeople who don’t Venmo immediately… but always somehow cover the next round\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1uq40c3\" data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003eAnyone who treats golf like a pregame with a dress code\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1227\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1bbwez0\" data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e⚠️ Side Effects:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1253\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wtr6bi\" data-start=\"1253\" 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