{"product_id":"grunk-fathers-koozie","title":"Grunk Fathers Koozie","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"ifjup\" data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"123\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"87\" data-end=\"120\"\u003eGrunk Fathers Magnetic Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"225\"\u003eBecause the founding fathers didn’t fight for freedom… just for you to set your drink on the ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"417\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong data-start=\"236\" data-end=\"269\"\u003eGrunk Fathers Magnetic Koozie\u003c\/strong\u003e — where Mount Rushmore meets absolute vibes. A legendary lineup of America’s finest… reimagined as a crew that definitely pregamed before tee time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"23um2q\" data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"464\"\u003e🔥 Why this koozie is revolutionary:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1in7izd\" data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"630\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eGrunk Fathers Graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"495\"\u003eWashington, Lincoln, and the boys — now part of the most elite foursome ever assembled. Dripped out, beers in hand, ready to send it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10765t\" data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"798\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eMagnetic Hold = Founding-Level Stability\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eStick it to your cart, cooler, or any metal surface and your drink isn’t going anywhere. Unlike your last tee shot.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"molj92\" data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"976\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eAll-Day Chill Factor\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"826\" data-end=\"829\"\u003eKeeps your beverage cold while you:\n\u003cul data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"976\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1478n13\" data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"921\"\u003eDebate club selection like it’s the Constitution\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"v9bne0\" data-start=\"924\" data-end=\"944\"\u003eMiss short putts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"k80q1x\" data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"976\"\u003eCelebrate like you didn’t\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"cbk8ir\" data-start=\"978\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"1013\"\u003eBuilt for the Course \u0026amp; Beyond\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1016\"\u003eDurable, lightweight, and ready for golf rounds, tailgates, lake days, and questionable decisions nationwide.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1132\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"dbom89\" data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1156\"\u003e🍺 Best used when:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1a7btz2\" data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1211\"\u003eYou’re honoring freedom properly (with a cold one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hrou5q\" data-start=\"1212\" data-end=\"1244\"\u003eThe round turns into a party\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1gfdam2\" data-start=\"1245\" data-end=\"1294\"\u003eYou want your drink exactly where you left it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"54cdtx\" data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003eYou’re rolling deep with the squad\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1338\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"15yrcx8\" data-start=\"1340\" data-end=\"1360\"\u003e⚠️ Side effects:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6c7oim\" data-start=\"1361\" data-end=\"1396\"\u003eYour group suddenly gets louder\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sb4o33\" data-start=\"1397\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eSomeone calls you “Mr. President” (no explanation)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1if1pd8\" data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1503\"\u003eIncreased confidence holding a beer and a wedge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1re4ddn\" data-start=\"1504\" data-end=\"1547\"\u003eYour koozie gets “borrowed” permanently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1552\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1594\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1592\"\u003eStick it. 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