{"product_id":"grunk-ceo-divot-tool","title":"Grunk CEO Divot Tool","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"text-text-100 mt-3 -mb-1 text-[1.125rem] font-bold\"\u003e\u003cem\u003eBoss Moves. Cold Beer. Fixed Divots.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe didn't get to the top by rushing. He got there by showing up to every round dressed better than everyone, holding a cold one, and somehow still posting the best score in the group. The \u003cstrong\u003eGrunk CEO\u003c\/strong\u003e Divot Tool is the official on-course representation of a man who has his priorities completely figured out — patterned red polo, blue trucker locked, beer in hand, other hand on hip like he's about to make a decision that affects your handicap. This is leadership. This is golf. This is Grunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr class=\"border-border-200 border-t-0.5 my-3 mx-1.5\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"text-text-100 mt-2 -mb-1 text-base font-bold\"\u003eWhat's In The Box\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1x Grunk CEO Divot Tool\u003c\/strong\u003e — Durable metal construction, slightly angled prongs engineered for clean, authoritative divot repair\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1x Magnetic Ball Marker\u003c\/strong\u003e — Snaps onto the tool with confidence. Just like every decision the CEO makes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e1x Protective Tin\u003c\/strong\u003e — Premium storage for a premium piece. The CEO doesn't throw things in a junk drawer.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOriginal Grunk Enamel Art\u003c\/strong\u003e — Hand-painted, enamel-sealed. 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