{"product_id":"bearly-sober","title":"Bearly Sober","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"1ebfe444-48d8-4477-8b4a-d41d4e17584e\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative w-full overflow-visible\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"1ebfe444-48d8-4477-8b4a-d41d4e17584e\" data-turn-id-container=\"1ebfe444-48d8-4477-8b4a-d41d4e17584e\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-49\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1kxgxci\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"27\"\u003eBearly Sober Polo\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"28\" data-end=\"61\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"28\" data-end=\"61\"\u003eTechnically golfing. Allegedly.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"413\"\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong data-start=\"72\" data-end=\"93\"\u003eBearly Sober Polo\u003c\/strong\u003e — the perfect shirt for golfers who walk the fine line between respectable and questionable. Featuring our signature \u003cstrong data-start=\"211\" data-end=\"225\"\u003eGrunk Bear\u003c\/strong\u003e logo and an all-over cocktail-inspired pattern loaded with drinks, citrus slices, and clubhouse energy, this polo was made for long rounds, short memories, and one more drink at the turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"479\"\u003eClean enough for the course. Dangerous enough for the 19th hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"481\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eThe subtle white base keeps things classy while the vibrant cocktail graphics quietly tell everyone exactly what kind of foursome they're dealing with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"637\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"yyg5di\" data-start=\"639\" data-end=\"654\"\u003e🍋 Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3u39sp\" data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"691\"\u003ePremium performance stretch fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1cb77h3\" data-start=\"692\" data-end=\"724\"\u003eAll-over cocktail-themed print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1yvy0t6\" data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"764\"\u003eSignature embroidered Grunk Bear logo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"p82q1a\" data-start=\"765\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eBreathable, moisture-wicking construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1a3o6ah\" data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"847\"\u003eLightweight feel for all-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"47sm5m\" data-start=\"848\" data-end=\"901\"\u003eYellow contrast placket, collar, and button details\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"8u1gav\" data-start=\"902\" data-end=\"942\"\u003eWrinkle-resistant performance material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"mn1g25\" data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003eDesigned for golf, drinking, and questionable decision-making\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"10v9k64\" data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003e🍻 Built For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1030\" data-end=\"1209\"\u003e✔ Summer golf trips\u003cbr data-start=\"1049\" data-end=\"1052\"\u003e✔ Resort rounds with the boys\u003cbr data-start=\"1081\" data-end=\"1084\"\u003e✔ Scramble tournaments that get out of hand\u003cbr data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003e✔ Drinks before tee time\u003cbr data-start=\"1154\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003e✔ Drinks after tee time\u003cbr data-start=\"1180\" data-end=\"1183\"\u003e✔ Drinks during tee time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1211\" data-end=\"1214\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"187okof\" data-start=\"1216\" data-end=\"1241\"\u003e🐻 Why You'll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1247\" data-end=\"1268\"\u003eBearly Sober Polo\u003c\/strong\u003e captures everything Grunk Dolfer is about: good golf, good friends, and great stories that become less believable with every retelling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1406\" data-end=\"1628\"\u003eThe cocktail pattern keeps the vibe light, the Grunk Bear keeps the branding strong, and the performance fabric keeps you comfortable whether you're grinding over a birdie putt or ordering another round from the cart girl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1630\" data-end=\"1633\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1gzaspv\" data-start=\"1635\" data-end=\"1649\"\u003e⚠️ Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1651\" data-end=\"1691\"\u003eWearing the Bearly Sober Polo may cause:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1692\" data-end=\"1888\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"198c3z4\" data-start=\"1692\" data-end=\"1734\"\u003eordering a transfusion before warming up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"rtnwp\" data-start=\"1735\" data-end=\"1772\"\u003ereferring to doubles as \"hydration\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10zbqvk\" data-start=\"1773\" data-end=\"1807\"\u003eincreased confidence with driver\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jfpm0b\" data-start=\"1808\" data-end=\"1849\"\u003espontaneous group purchases at the turn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xoa24r\" data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1888\"\u003eclaiming \"I play better with a buzz\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1893\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1q5o105\" data-start=\"1895\" data-end=\"1912\"\u003e💬 Final Word\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1914\" data-end=\"1964\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"1918\" data-end=\"1939\"\u003eBearly Sober Polo\u003c\/strong\u003e isn't about being drunk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1966\" data-end=\"2045\"\u003eIt's about being \u003cem data-start=\"1983\" data-end=\"2002\"\u003ejust sober enough\u003c\/em\u003e to think that pin is definitely reachable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2094\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eStay cool. 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