{"product_id":"bearly-sober-hoodie","title":"Bearly Sober Hoodie","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) pb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"qMYqUG_convSearchResultHighlightRoot\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eBearly Sober Performance Hoodie\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFor the golfer who's not drunk... but definitely not taking a breathalyzer.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eBearly Sober Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e, the perfect blend of laid-back comfort and Drinking Club personality. Featuring our signature \u003cstrong\u003eGrunk Bear logo\u003c\/strong\u003e on the chest and a custom cocktail-inspired liner inside the hood, this lightweight performance hoodie was built for early tee times, late-night patio beers, and everything in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe vibrant golden colorway brings summer energy, while the hidden all-over cocktail print serves as a reminder that golf has always been a drinking sport disguised as a game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're chasing birdies, hiding from the sun, or recovering from questionable decisions on Hole 19, the Bearly Sober Hoodie has your back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFeatures\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight performance fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMoisture-wicking and breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom cocktail-pattern hood liner\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSignature Grunk Bear embroidered chest logo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour-way stretch comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUPF sun protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for cool mornings and warm afternoons\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAthletic fit without feeling restrictive\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Sunrise tee times\u003cbr\u003e✔ Boat drinks after the round\u003cbr\u003e✔ Golf trips with the boys\u003cbr\u003e✔ Patio beers and bad decisions\u003cbr\u003e✔ Travel days and everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e✔ Looking like you have your life together\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWarning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMay cause strangers to ask where you got it, your golf buddies to order one, and your scorecard to somehow get worse after the turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eBottom Line\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBearly Sober Hoodie\u003c\/strong\u003e is for golfers who appreciate a smooth swing, a strong cocktail, and a healthy disregard for taking themselves too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes you're completely sober.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd sometimes you're just \u003cstrong\u003eBearly Sober.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🐻🍹⛳\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":50341662326977,"sku":null,"price":89.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50341662359745,"sku":null,"price":89.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":50341662392513,"sku":null,"price":89.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":50341662425281,"sku":null,"price":89.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XXL","offer_id":50341662458049,"sku":null,"price":89.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":50341662490817,"sku":null,"price":89.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL","offer_id":50341662523585,"sku":null,"price":89.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5XL","offer_id":50341663506625,"sku":null,"price":89.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/401.webp?v=1781727771","url":"https:\/\/grunkdolfer.com\/products\/bearly-sober-hoodie","provider":"Grunk Dolfer","version":"1.0","type":"link"}