{"title":"Towels","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"donde-esta-la-cart-girl-towel","title":"Donde Esta La Cart Girl Towel","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"description-text\" itemprop=\"description\" _ngcontent-dcsg-ngx-pdp-server-c169=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"productDescription\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-component\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe essential golfing sidekick. Clip this towel to any bag for easy access. Its top-notch material absorbs sweat and grime for superior club control. Compactly fab, this towel is a must-have for any golfer wanting schmick convenience and solid function.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEATURES\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaffle microfiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeverage Cart Camo print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClip for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15\" x 20\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42825983623361,"sku":null,"price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/web-a0-GrunkDolfer_r1_01I_5232.webp?v=1753935610"},{"product_id":"golf-is-a-drinking-sport-towel","title":"Golf is a Drinking Sport Towel","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"description-text\" itemprop=\"description\" _ngcontent-dcsg-ngx-pdp-server-c169=\"\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"productDescription\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-component\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe ultimate golf geek's BFF. Easily attach this towel to your bag and get ready to have a bogey ridden boozecard! Gotta have this Grunk Dolfer essential. Must-have!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-component\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEATURES\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaffle microfiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDrinking Sport print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClip for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15\" x 20\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42825987064001,"sku":null,"price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/web-94-GrunkDolfer_r1_01I_5229.webp?v=1753935638"},{"product_id":"make-cartgirls-mandatory-towel","title":"Make Cartgirls Mandatory Towel","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"productDescription\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-component\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"553\" data-start=\"165\"\u003eTurn heads and crack smiles with the towel that’s tee’d up for laughs and legendary rounds. The \u003cstrong data-end=\"291\" data-start=\"261\"\u003e“Make Cartgirls Mandatory”\u003c\/strong\u003e towel isn’t just bold – it’s \u003cem data-end=\"330\" data-start=\"321\"\u003ered-hot\u003c\/em\u003e and ready for action. Featuring a playful design with Bomb Pop ice pops and crossed tees on the flip side, this double-sided beauty is soft, super absorbent, and clips easily to your bag for max visibility and convenience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"555\"\u003eWhether you're bombing drives or chunking wedges, this towel brings major vibes to every hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"649\" data-start=\"555\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"873\" data-start=\"826\"\u003eGrunk hard. Golf harder. Make it mandatory.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEATURES\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaffle Microfiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBomb Pop print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClip for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15\" x 20\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49323842732225,"sku":null,"price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/maga_towel_1.webp?v=1753935662"},{"product_id":"make-cartgirls-mandatory-towel-copy","title":"Beer Season Towel","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"productDescription\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-component\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"408\" data-start=\"156\"\u003eWipe down in camo. The Beer Season Golf Towel keeps your clubs clean and your style dialed with our desert “Gamo” print on the back. It’s rugged, absorbent, and clips right to your bag—because nothing ruins a good hunt for birdies like muddy grooves.\u003cstrong data-end=\"423\" data-start=\"410\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFEATURES\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWaffle Microfiber\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesert Gamo print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClip for hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e15\" x 20\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49492774256833,"sku":null,"price":16.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/177.webp?v=1756257503"},{"product_id":"grunk-dolfer-cotton-towel","title":"Grunk Dolfer Premium Cotton Towel","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"productDescription\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-component\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-start=\"101\" data-end=\"159\"\u003eGrunk Dolfer Premium Cotton Towel – 40\" x 20\"\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"504\"\u003eBig, bold, and built like the tour stuff. This isn’t your bargain-bin rag—it’s a premium, ultra-soft cotton towel designed with the same high-end feel you’d expect from a \"Ccotty Scameron\" drop (if you know what i mean). 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The \u003cstrong data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"252\"\u003eWasted Waffle Golf Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e is upgraded with a \u003cstrong data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"319\"\u003enew premium, heavier-weight waffle material\u003c\/strong\u003e and finished with a \u003cstrong data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"405\"\u003edurable aluminum carabiner featuring a built-in bottle opener\u003c\/strong\u003e—because details matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"431\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eDesigned to handle dirt, moisture, and long rounds in the sun, this towel delivers superior performance while adding a functional edge to your bag. 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The upgraded weight feels substantial, the waffle texture gets clubs clean fast, and the bottle opener means you’re never unprepared—on or off the course.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49910910189761,"sku":null,"price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/22_87cbbabf-edf6-407a-aa39-7a675ea3c396.webp?v=1768524179"},{"product_id":"grunk-fathers-towel","title":"Grunk Fathers Towel","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"productDescription\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-component\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grunk Fathers Golf Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Founding Fathers didn't build this country so you'd show up to the course unprepared. The Grunk Fathers Golf Towel features an exclusive illustrated design of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, and TR — suited up, beers raised, ready to get after it on the links. 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The Grunk Fathers graphic is a conversation every round, the reversible design gives you two looks in one, and the construction actually does the job. 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The graphic gets a reaction every single round, the waffle weave actually cleans your clubs, and the reversible design means you've always got a fresh look. 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