{"title":"Grunk America","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"grunk-fathers-towel","title":"Grunk Fathers Towel","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"description-text\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"productDescription\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product-component\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Grunk Fathers Golf Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe Founding Fathers didn't build this country so you'd show up to the course unprepared. The Grunk Fathers Golf Towel features an exclusive illustrated design of Washington, Lincoln, Jefferson, and TR — suited up, beers raised, ready to get after it on the links. Two-sided construction with a bold graphic front and a patriotic all-over print reverse, finished with a durable carabiner clip for easy bag attachment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eBuilt to perform, designed to start conversations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eExclusive \"Grunk Fathers\" illustrated graphic — Mount Rushmore meets the first tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eReversible two-sided design: bold front graphic \/ patriotic all-over print reverse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003ePremium waffle-weave construction for superior absorbency and club cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDurable carabiner clip for secure, easy-access bag attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eNavy contrast stitched edges for a clean, intentional finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy You'll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e This towel hits different because it \u003cem\u003emeans\u003c\/em\u003e something. The Grunk Fathers graphic is a conversation every round, the reversible design gives you two looks in one, and the construction actually does the job. 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This is \u003cstrong data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"519\"\u003eGeorge Washington shotgunning a beer on hole 7\u003c\/strong\u003e energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"529\" data-end=\"532\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"17b8mtg\" data-start=\"534\" data-end=\"569\"\u003e🔥 Why this thing goes nuclear:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"1217\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nbbnp3\" data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"759\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"572\" data-end=\"602\"\u003eAll-Time Patriotic Collage\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"602\" data-end=\"605\"\u003eMount Rushmore, Lady Liberty, bald eagles, vintage Americana — layered into a bold, chaotic masterpiece that looks like history class after three beers.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"z7b4k5\" data-start=\"761\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"763\" data-end=\"785\"\u003eGrunk Man Icon Hit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"788\"\u003eFront and center, living his best life. 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A legendary lineup of America’s finest… reimagined as a crew that definitely pregamed before tee time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"422\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"23um2q\" data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"464\"\u003e🔥 Why this koozie is revolutionary:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"1127\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1in7izd\" data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"630\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eGrunk Fathers Graphic\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"492\" data-end=\"495\"\u003eWashington, Lincoln, and the boys — now part of the most elite foursome ever assembled. Dripped out, beers in hand, ready to send it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10765t\" data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"798\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"634\" data-end=\"678\"\u003eMagnetic Hold = Founding-Level Stability\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"678\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eStick it to your cart, cooler, or any metal surface and your drink isn’t going anywhere. 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Fairways. 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Modern problems. 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never heard of her\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"bi8vv0\" data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1074\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1033\"\u003eDual Storage Pockets\u003c\/strong\u003e – snacks, tees, questionable decisions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6zsp23\" data-start=\"1075\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003eRemovable Bottle Opener\u003c\/strong\u003e – because we plan ahead\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"hj9osx\" data-start=\"1131\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"1133\" data-end=\"1157\"\u003ePadded Branded Strap\u003c\/strong\u003e – comfort while carrying greatness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1199\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"gxcfaj\" data-start=\"1201\" data-end=\"1242\"\u003e🧊 Functional… but make it aggressive\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1243\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003eThis isn’t just storage.\u003cbr data-start=\"1267\" data-end=\"1270\"\u003eIt’s a \u003cstrong data-start=\"1277\" data-end=\"1339\"\u003erolling declaration of independence from boring golf gear.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1511\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"csgy60\" data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1385\"\u003ePark it next to the cart → instant crowd\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vtd9bw\" data-start=\"1386\" data-end=\"1438\"\u003eBring it into the office → instant legend status\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2zvwg8\" data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1511\"\u003eWalk up to the first tee → someone’s already asking where you got it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1513\" data-end=\"1516\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1nbgwmk\" data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1541\"\u003e🍻 Who this is for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1emrz3x\" data-start=\"1542\" data-end=\"1599\"\u003eGuys who don’t say “let’s play a quick 9” and mean it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"c0cdie\" data-start=\"1600\" data-end=\"1654\"\u003eGolfers who treat the turn like a national holiday\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1f70asc\" data-start=\"1655\" data-end=\"1702\"\u003eAnyone who believes hydration includes hops\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jbravs\" data-start=\"1703\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003ePeople who understand golf is a sport… but also a lifestyle decision\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1777\" data-end=\"1780\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1bbwez0\" data-start=\"1782\" data-end=\"1802\"\u003e⚠️ Side Effects:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"2gm6ul\" data-start=\"1803\" data-end=\"1863\"\u003eIncreased birdie confidence (unverified, but feels real)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"14wj3mn\" data-start=\"1864\" data-end=\"1903\"\u003eStrangers asking to join your group\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1efl18d\" data-start=\"1904\" data-end=\"1945\"\u003eFriends “forgetting” their own cooler\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"y6zxtx\" data-start=\"1946\" data-end=\"1999\"\u003eYou becoming \u003cem data-start=\"1961\" data-end=\"1971\"\u003ethat guy\u003c\/em\u003e… in the best way possible\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2001\" data-end=\"2004\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2006\" data-end=\"2084\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2006\" data-end=\"2084\"\u003eThe Grunk Fathers didn’t cross the Delaware for you to carry a boring bag.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2086\" data-end=\"2137\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eThey did it… so you could pull up with this. 🇺🇸🍻\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50155924553921,"sku":null,"price":299.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/197_ecb4af76-3b4d-4282-9dde-1ab677d0ee29.webp?v=1776982705"},{"product_id":"lincoln-divot-tool","title":"Lincoln Divot Tool","description":"\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1rbja58\" data-start=\"2832\" data-end=\"2877\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003eAbraham Lincoln — \u003cem data-start=\"2858\" data-end=\"2877\"\u003eThe Rail Splitter\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2879\" data-end=\"2915\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2879\" data-end=\"2915\"\u003eHonest Swings. 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Colonial coat, golf club in hand, flag bandana, and shades that say \u003cem data-start=\"4309\" data-end=\"4360\"\u003eI absolutely crossed the Delaware for this round.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4362\" data-end=\"4450\"\u003eHe didn’t lie about chopping down trees — and you won’t lie about how good this tool is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4452\" data-end=\"4785\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4452\" data-end=\"4473\"\u003eWhat’s In The Box\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4473\" data-end=\"4476\"\u003e1x George Washington Divot Tool — Durable, balanced metal for founding-level performance\u003cbr data-start=\"4564\" data-end=\"4567\"\u003e1x Magnetic Ball Marker — Snaps in like the first tee shot of the day\u003cbr data-start=\"4636\" data-end=\"4639\"\u003e1x Protective Tin — Because history deserves protection\u003cbr data-start=\"4694\" data-end=\"4697\"\u003eOriginal Grunk Enamel Art — Colonial fit, golf club ready, and undeniable founding vibes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"4787\" data-end=\"5065\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"4787\" data-end=\"4803\"\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"4803\" data-end=\"4806\"\u003e✅ Premium metal build — Built to lead from the front\u003cbr data-start=\"4858\" data-end=\"4861\"\u003e✅ Precision prongs — Fix greens like a true original\u003cbr data-start=\"4913\" data-end=\"4916\"\u003e✅ Magnetic marker — Clean, simple, effective\u003cbr data-start=\"4960\" data-end=\"4963\"\u003e✅ Hand-painted enamel — Historic look with modern swagger\u003cbr data-start=\"5020\" data-end=\"5023\"\u003e✅ Limited release — The OG doesn’t restock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"5067\" data-end=\"5209\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"5067\" data-end=\"5089\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"5089\" data-end=\"5092\"\u003eBecause this is where it all started. Pull this out and you’re not just playing a round — you’re continuing a legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2680\" data-end=\"2825\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Grunk Dolfer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50166034006209,"sku":null,"price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0582\/7919\/8913\/files\/175_36f40f56-dd16-4eec-b2ac-1b923de715c1.webp?v=1777327190"},{"product_id":"navy-tittees-hat","title":"Navy Tittees Hat","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"024e7541-7cca-4053-8e3d-fb0bac96479f\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative w-full overflow-visible\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"024e7541-7cca-4053-8e3d-fb0bac96479f\" data-turn-id-container=\"024e7541-7cca-4053-8e3d-fb0bac96479f\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-51\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"user\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"contents\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-69deb924-d000-832c-bae5-ac6c4c822393-4\" data-is-intersecting=\"true\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative w-full overflow-visible\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-69deb924-d000-832c-bae5-ac6c4c822393-4\" data-turn-id-container=\"request-69deb924-d000-832c-bae5-ac6c4c822393-4\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-52\" data-scroll-anchor=\"false\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"2fb737f2-7550-411e-865d-941b45034ed7\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-5\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1t3ru0\" data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"28\"\u003eNavy Tittees Hat\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"93\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"29\" data-end=\"93\"\u003eFor the golfers who salute birdies and disrespect dress codes.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"95\" data-end=\"426\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"119\"\u003eNavy Tittees Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e is pure red, white, and brewed-for-the-back-nine energy. Built with a clean navy performance body, bold rope detail, and that unapologetic \u003cstrong data-start=\"259\" data-end=\"270\"\u003eTittees\u003c\/strong\u003e script front and center — this lid was made for golfers who play hard, party harder, and somehow still stripe one down the middle after three transfusions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"428\" data-end=\"526\"\u003eThis isn’t your country club participation trophy hat.\u003cbr data-start=\"482\" data-end=\"485\"\u003eThis is freedom stitched into six panels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"531\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"22vqxx\" data-start=\"533\" data-end=\"551\"\u003e🔥 The Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"874\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1wxcu8\" data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"589\"\u003ePremium navy performance material\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"l3tdp9\" data-start=\"590\" data-end=\"638\"\u003eLaser-perforated side panels for max 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data-end=\"1099\"\u003e✔ Summer golf trips\u003cbr data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e✔ Drinking on tee boxes responsibly-ish\u003cbr data-start=\"960\" data-end=\"963\"\u003e✔ Tailgates that become putting contests\u003cbr data-start=\"1003\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003e✔ Looking elite while shooting an 89\u003cbr data-start=\"1042\" data-end=\"1045\"\u003e✔ Making old guys at the club slightly uncomfortable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1101\" data-end=\"1104\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"15rgse8\" data-start=\"1106\" data-end=\"1141\"\u003e💨 Performance Meets Degeneracy\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1248\"\u003eThe perforated side panels keep your dome cool when the sun’s cooking and the beer cart’s moving too slow.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1265\"\u003eWhether you're:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1266\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13a7f08\" data-start=\"1266\" data-end=\"1289\"\u003efiring darts at pins,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ieq01y\" data-start=\"1290\" data-end=\"1322\"\u003ecrushing hot dogs at the turn,\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"naqy5j\" data-start=\"1323\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003eor giving swing advice you absolutely shouldn’t be giving…\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1421\"\u003ethe Navy Tittees Hat shows up ready.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1423\" data-end=\"1426\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"1gzaspv\" data-start=\"1428\" data-end=\"1442\"\u003e⚠️ Warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1443\" data-end=\"1474\"\u003eWearing this hat may result in:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1625\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ni8c0q\" data-start=\"1475\" data-end=\"1524\"\u003eunsolicited “where’d you get that?” questions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"88xfaw\" data-start=\"1525\" 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